Thursday, June 4, 2009

What Not To Post On Your On-Line Dating Profile: Lesson 4


Do not post a photo of yourself with a woman whose face you have cut out or blacked out with a sharpie. It’s creepy - on a potential serial killer level.

At least Photoshop her entire body out of the picture, better yet, just post a picture of yourself with no one else in the shot.

Whenever I see a photo like this it makes me think: who is this girl? Why is her face scratched out? Do you hate her? Did you murder her? What waterway is her body in? Are you going to murder your next girlfriend? Will you murder me if I don’t respond to you?

4 comments:

Eclipse75048 said...

LOL...my vote is to overlay her face with Grimace's (from McDonalds fame).

Dirty Pirate Hooker said...

I completely feel you on this one. Nothing says I fuck a lot of women like posting a pic of yourself with someone's face scratched out.

Big Luke said...

That is so funny... It shows the highest level of douche-baggery... Everyone in the world has a cellphone with a camera one it... geeze.. you can get pic of your real-self online

Sarah K said...

i've been on plenty of fish.com for a while. but because i live in ND, i call it 'plenty of rednecks.com'. it's NOT going well for me....