Thursday, May 14, 2009

What Not To Post On Your On-Line Dating Profile: Lesson 3

When trying to attract the female of the species, please post a main profile photo of yourself that does not have posters of Jenna Jameson and other ladies of ill repute in the background. If you are over 21, posters of naked chics on your walls make you look like a perv.

Plus, this kind of profile picture makes you look like a douche-face liar when you state things on your profile like, "looking for love and a meaningful long-term relationship".

Also bear in mind the message naked girls on your wall sends to women. It tells them what standards you will hold them to: airbrushed porno standards.


Anonymous said...

Who puts poster on there walls anymore? It looks sooo cheap... It was maybe cool when you where a teenager.

NobodyofValue said...

Hell, posters on the wall are alright, If you put them up tastefully. But showing your "taste in women", or what you wish were the way women were, by placing posters all over your wall=negative booty points.