Thursday, March 5, 2009

Single Lassie Seeks Dashing Buccaneer

So here I am, a single, pirate lass in the world. Bored of not meeting men who aren't afraid of me, I have decided to sign up with an on-line dating service.

I'll present myself as a nice girl - yeah, and an attractive girl at that - yeah, and one that won't get you drunk and steal your wallet - yeah. Surely I'll meet some fellows with whom I can occupy my spare time.

I don't really have a "type" per say, but I am going to be picky about the age requirements. I prefer my meat on the fresh side and find men the same age as my father very unattractive, as in - I wouldn't touch it with yours, mate - unattractive.

This blog will chronicle the experience, attempt to root out common fallacies found in the on-line dating world, and publicly call-out assholes and douchebag behavior. Perhaps this blog will be informative for folks who on-line date or who are considering on-line dating as an option. Perhaps not. If not, it's at least a chance for me to poke fun at people. 'Cause making fun of people is mean, and pirates are bitches like that.

"May the grass grow long on the road to hell for want of use." - Irish Toast

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Why are men afraid of you?