Thursday, March 12, 2009

Celebrity Look-a-Like of the Week: The Hoff

A trend I have noticed in the on-line dating scene is the existence of celebrity look-a-likes. Guys will post a main profile picture of themselves where they look very similar to a celebrity. It has to be done on purpose too, because if you scan through their secondary photos, they don’t look so much like that particular celebrity.

My question is: why on Satan’s hot earth would you post a profile picture of yourself that looks like a celebrity douchebag like David Hasslehoff if you’re not taking the piss? Does this actually help get the guy get chics? My guess is no, as he's been on the same on-line dating site for a year.

If this profile and picture were a joke – it would be brilliant. Sadly, however, this is no joke: The Hoff’s doppelganger is looking for action.

If you are a David Hasslehoff fan, or if you are attracted to egocentric, has-been, 80's television stars – here you go. He also appears to make a lot of money, so Gold-Diggers – start your engines. Here are his details:
My likes include mint choc chip ice cream, queso, full lips, carbs, trail running, sleeping, good attitudes, motorcycles, red meat, big dogs, little kids, funny people, cooking, laughing hard and salt. Dislikes are slow drivers, yappy dogs, poor outlooks on life, Atkins diets, people that don't follow through and do what they say, liars and bad teeth. Mutual respect for each other and absolute honesty.Someone who is happy with themselves and where they are in their life but knows the best is yet to come. Good family values are important. Someone that takes pride in themselves and how they look. I think that happiness is sexy. Someone that smiles and is kind to others. They are passionate. They are sexy. Great legs wouldn't hurt. And a nice butt...

About me:
Best Feature: Hair
Income: $100,001 to $150,000

1 comment:

Rockstar said...

Don't hassle the Hoff! Unfortunately I like some of the same things he does. I must change this immediately.