Friday, September 4, 2009

What Not To Post On Your On-Line Dating Profile: Lesson 9

Dating can be rough. Aside from your average bad dates, I have had a few dates where I feel like the guy is actually trying to suck the life force out of me like he is some kind of soul vampire.

However, no matter how bad your life gets as a swinging single, don't let it drain you of hope and make you sound like this guy. On-line dating profiles in which someone sounds jaded, bitter, or like a sniveling loser repel potential dates. Who would ever want to go on a date with someone who sounds so defeatist and complains like a little bitch?

Hey dude - guess what? Sometimes we all go through shit dating patches. Quit your whining, put your balls back on, and go hit on some snatch.
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About Me And What I Am Looking For:

You know...being a "dude" on match[.com] is tough. Women have it easy. You get 20 e-mails and take your pick. We send out 20 e-mails and hope to get a response. It's really dis-heartening. I know it works this way because I've been out with enough people from match to make this assumption. I would love to jibber about myself but considering I find it useless. All I can say is I'd love to get to know just about anybody if given the chance. I'm here to meet people; not necessarily looking for love but hope to find it one day. My name is ______. Feel free to write me anytime.

5 comments:

La Belle Mere UK said...

Well I don't know about you but I'm champing at the bit to go out with him.... pick me, pick me!!!

La Belle Mere UK said...

P.S - Got something for ya on my blog today!!

LBM xxx

One Sassy Girl said...

Ooh, is this a game of fill in the blank??

My name is _______.

My guess: Sir Dickless Wanksalot

Did I guess right?

Joanne said...

Just found you and am watching with interest to see how this pans out for you. As someone that followed that route for a couple of years with a great result I keep hoping everyone has a great ending. But I will admit the trip along the way is quite something.
I will be reading your blog to catch up - -some of it sounds so very familiar.

My response to the toad - I mean guy you posted about would be "Well at least you have a pulse"

S.E. Sward said...

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Hope you like it!