What Not To Post On Your On-Line Dating Profile: Lesson 2

You're just out of prison? Then can you please post your mug-shot, ‘cause it couldn’t be worse than your current profile picture.

Also, why are you contacting me if you are "seeking men 18-25"? Or maybe you actually like women, but you were FUBARed when you filled out your profile info and checked the wrong box.

To be honest, the only problem I have with a guy who’s been to prison is that he’s stupid enough to get caught. Do not waste your one phone call to phone me; I will not bail you out, mail you cigarettes, or visit - fool.

Here’s Jailbird’s profile:
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* 26-year-old man
* seeking men 18-35

About my life and what I’m looking for:
WELL I AM 26 HONESTLY I HAVE BEEN IN AND OUT OF PRISON FOR THE LAST 5 YEARS. I AM SINGLE. I AM BORED.I AM JUST LOOKING TO MEET SOME INTERESTING PEOPLE WHO LIKE TO HAVE FUN I HAVE 1 DAUGHTER SHE IS GEORGEOUS SHE IS 4 I HOPE WHOEVER CAN ACCEPT THAT IF YOU ARE INTERESTED HIT ME UP

For fun:
IM ALWAYS UP FOR ANYTHING

Favorite hot spots:
ANYWHERE NEVER SCARED

Occupation:
No answer

My Place: Live with parents/extended family